-I can't picture the creature who would want to marry you.
Tell me, who is this unlucky girl?
Ahhhh....a movie about a murderously psychotic film geek. (Yeah, yeah...I saw the Scream movies) Fade to Black is the story of Eric Binford, a film junkie who gets pushed a little too far by almost everyone in his life.
Eric gets dissed by his aunt, his boss, his coworkers, a movie producer and a Marilyn Monroe-esque young tender. What else can a film geek do but dress up like his favorite movie characters and start murdering?
It's not the greatest movie in the world, but I enjoyed it. I've enjoyed it for quite a few years, now. It was made during a time when being a film geek wasn't really all that cool. Not like now. I'm at my coolness apex, right now. I walk in the club and everyone's like,..."Hell yeah!" All you film geeks know what I'm talkin' about. Livin' la vida loca!
Listen up Hollywood. You've remade everything else pre-1990. Fans are begging for this remake. Well, I am, anyway.